I am forever on a diet. Well not an actual diet. More like a ‘I wont it crap today diet’. This diet has limited success. Some days it has fallen apart by my breakfast toast. This generally has anything sugar added on top. Other days we manage an entire 24 hours. Needless to say I… Read More How I now LOVE my Fat Thighs.
All of us Mothers are perfect. Obviously. However there might be occasional slip up here and there. These are my two top moments in the last month. The great Doctor’s race. One morning I looked down to Damion and he had a ginormous lump on his head. Like life of its own lump. I decided… Read More My Top Embarrassing Mummy Moments in the last Month. #Awkward
As Mums we never have time to do anything, let alone make Puddings. This is my go to recipe. Takes 10 Mins at most. Decorate however you like. This was a Xmas addition so it’s covered in berries and chocolate balls. Fake Cheese Cake Base 1 packet of digestives 2 tablespoons of melted… Read More “How to Martha Bloody Stewart a pudding” Recipe.
These are a few of the things I had no idea I would feel about being a Parent. You can find your kid boring. Legit this is allowed. In the early days I watched a lot of crap tv. There is only so much you can interact with a new-born. They basically can’t even see.… Read More Things I Never Realized about Parenting
During the first 3 months your baby has no idea what they are doing. They seem to want to party at all the wrong times. Luckily this will normally sort itself out. You could have a bub that sleeps for short burst.. 30 mins or be a 4 hour sleeper. In the early days the… Read More Newborn Sleep and Feeding
What they don’t tell you. So I breastfed until Damion was 7 Months. To some that is too short and to others too long. I promised myself 6 months and then I would stop. The problem was I then couldn’t stop. Damion simply refused. It’s like he heard it was Crack and I had told… Read More Giving Up Breastfeeding.
My Child is not a GENIUS. My child isn’t gifted he is NORMAL. Announcing this concept gets me into trouble. A while ago I went for a coffee with another Mother and sat there listening to her explain to me how her child smiled at 3 weeks. Now I’m trying not to be judgmental but… Read More My Child is NOT a Genius
Yup I said it. I didn’t glow, I farted. I thought I would keep fit, not gain much weight and love every second. Clearly I was fed a Disney dream. 1st Trimester My first trimester, I threw up like a rock star after a bender. I felt so horrid it was hard to work, talk… Read More Pregnancy Is SHIT.