All of us Mothers are perfect. Obviously. However there might be occasional slip up here and there. These are my two top moments in the last month. The great Doctor’s race. One morning I looked down to Damion and he had a ginormous lump on his head. Like life of its own lump. I decided… Read More My Top Embarrassing Mummy Moments in the last Month. #Awkward
What they don’t tell you. So I breastfed until Damion was 7 Months. To some that is too short and to others too long. I promised myself 6 months and then I would stop. The problem was I then couldn’t stop. Damion simply refused. It’s like he heard it was Crack and I had told… Read More Giving Up Breastfeeding.
My Child is not a GENIUS. My child isn’t gifted he is NORMAL. Announcing this concept gets me into trouble. A while ago I went for a coffee with another Mother and sat there listening to her explain to me how her child smiled at 3 weeks. Now I’m trying not to be judgmental but… Read More My Child is NOT a Genius
Yup I said it. I didn’t glow, I farted. I thought I would keep fit, not gain much weight and love every second. Clearly I was fed a Disney dream. 1st Trimester My first trimester, I threw up like a rock star after a bender. I felt so horrid it was hard to work, talk… Read More Pregnancy Is SHIT.